gayrardway: i’m so paranoid i always think my friends bitch about me behind my back
ilovesquidward: the tumblr mobile app functions about as well as an egg plant
anonymously tell me what you dislike about my...
Anonymous asked: Do you like all of the dominant/submissive stuff he posts???!
Anonymous asked: Did you know he posts a lot of umm... Yea. Do you know what I'm saying?
Anonymous asked: What's his?
Anonymous asked: Do you have a boyfriend? If yes tell me about him. If not what's your #
me all the time: what am i even doing
gur0tesuku: Okay so when I was 9 or 10 my neighbor invited her friend over to her house, and so like in the middle of the night, her friend had to poop, and she was scared to walk down the hallway to find the bathroom, so she crawled under the bed pulled her pants down and pooped. And like, my friends parents didn’t even find out until like 2 weeks later when it started to smell really bad.
groovymuttations: “it’s them” the home depot employees whisper as the hipster bloggers grab paint swatches to write inspirational quotes on
Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’. plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter